...after ingesting two bottles of white wine with my best friend Al:
1. my typing ain't that bad when drukn
2. house hunting is much more fun this way
3. bronchitis can be cured by drinking white wine. Honest.
4. holy shit! I have bronchitis! 3 days before Christmas!
5. I'm scared to call my non-drinking girlfriend. Wait, what do you mean I just left her a message?!?!?!?!?
6. it's only DAYS to Christmas
7. TV is still shitty when you're drunk, in fact it's WORSE
9. counting is for wussies
10. when your friends come home from being out of the country for almost a year, your conversations pick up exactly where you left 'em.
11. cats hate being petted by drunk people.
12. I still have to work tomorrow
13. it's been a very stressful lead up to the holidays
14. I'm madly in love. Madly, I tells ya!
15. I need to drink more. Much more. More often.
16. I'm in charge of organizing the new year's gathering. Brain, Zoe, we're going to Andy Pool Hall. Want a ticket? It's only 10 bucks in advance.
17. there's a fuck load of snow out there.
18. lists are fun
19. so are free bottles of wine. Yay Christmas!
20. white wine and bronchitis. The new duo of 2004.